Any being not perfectly symmetrical is stupid. Girl fairies grow enormous blossoms on their back, yet boy fairies only have a little pollen on their wrists, I feel cheated out of a boy-blossom here! It is perfectly ok for a teen to eat nothing but strawberries and canned fruit and for her parents to never take her to a doctor. Oh and no-one is gonna ask questions when a poor bookseller is trying to pawn off a fist-size diamond.
I need to stop reading these YA fantasy books.